doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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