and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
