Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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