He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
of course. lets lasso hookers.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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