i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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