apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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