Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
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remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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