this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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