he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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