Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
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saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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