Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
