He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
How external is "for external use only"?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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