Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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