I need help removing her.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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