I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
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I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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