My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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