Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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