Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
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