i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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