at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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