David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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