i can't believe i had my finger in that
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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