yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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