How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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