Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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