I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
