I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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