Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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