Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Just cropdusted the office
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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