I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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