Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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