now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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