Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Randomize
