YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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