But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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