is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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