erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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