CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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