What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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