I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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