in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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