O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.