Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
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you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.