i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
tell me about the fingering
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