i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
