Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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