I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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