Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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