omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
