I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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