she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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