Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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