I bet he comes in French.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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