kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It's blow job season.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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