please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
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She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
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